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forthegothicheroine:

what-grace-has-forgiveness:

amotleycrew:

you know what’s a trope that never gets tired is when theyre bouncing around in the plot and suddenly an important name crops up- it’s blorbo bleebus. and some dude is like who the hell is blorbo bleebus. and we immediately cut to our new friend blorbo bleebus pulling the most absolutely buckwild shit you’ve ever seen

enhanced edition of this trope is when they cut to blorbo bleebus doing something entirely contradictory to how they were just introduced, like “i know a professional, someone discreet who can handle things quietly” cut to blorbo bleebus in the wildest fucking bar brawl you’ve ever seen, screaming their own name and stopping to down shots while still holding some dude in a headlock

We need a Dracula movie where they do this with Van Helsing.

#jack: i just contacted… professor van helsing#arthur: whomst?#jack: a genius an expert in every field of knowledge you could possibly imagine#he has five degrees he is one of the most respected academics in europe#*cut to van helsing running out of a church with a priest in pursuit and communion wafers spilling out of his pockets*

via @eleancrvances

You get it!

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Aug 06, 2023

mumbo-updates:

Mumbo posted on his instagram story!

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A cropped screenshot of a message on a grey background, which reads “Hello Mumbo Jumbo,

We are working with the best creators across YouTube to help your team create more and unique content at a faster rate using our Al driven tool. This helps you scale your business and streamlines the production process. Once you’ve built a 100% natural voice, you can skip the studio and the entire recording process. You can create text to speech content from anywhere enabling you to create more content faster and scale revenues. You can also rapidly create custom pieces for your sponsors and advertisers to increase monetization opportunities.”

Below this is a caption from Mumbo, reading “Eww.”

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(via redstone-sun)

Aug 06, 2023

whitefangthefightingwolf:

sea-salted-wolverine:

batsarebetterthanpeople:

Between Ryan Gosling Ken and Benoit Blanc I’m starting to think that it’s some sort of animal abuse to keep casting big name actors in stoic macho manly man rolls instead of giving them goofy little guys to play. Like look at them their coats are shiny, they seem so much more lively and energetic. We need to make sure all actors have enough goofy little guys to play before peta gets involved.

Chris Evans got to play an evil bitch in a cozy sweater and look how happy he was! Look how much fun he had!

Free these overgrown theater kids from their stoic masculine typecasts!

Not to be a party pooper but Gosling DEFINITELY had to diet and dehydrate to get THAT cut for Barbie. Mans was absolutely shredded. So yeah he played a goofy little guy but he hasn’t achieved soft sweater privileges yet, he still needs to be fully freed.

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Aug 06, 2023

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